@ Work.

Co-worker: Are you with someone right now?
Me: *Opens my mouth to reply*
Job trainer: Sexual Harassment. Stop that.
Me: *starts busting up* You can say that yes.
Co-worker: It wasn't meant in a bad way!
Break time.
Job trainer: Oh god this you see his face?!
Me: *dying*.. You're fucked up!
Job trainer: It's my job :D *she walks away smiling*